Nuts!

An Australian chap recently ‘married’ his beloved yellow Labrador bitch in an outdoor ceremony attended by thirty of his chums and family members and some of their pet dogs. After the happy couple took their vows, the union was sealed with a kiss.

It has not been explained how the Labrador bitch was able to express her wedding vows, and one assumes that the kiss was a rather wet one. But, unlike human marriages, the groom was at pains to explain that the reason for the wedding was not sexual.

It’s good to know that nutters still exist on this planet!
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Are We Married?

There are reports that a million Church of England marriages over the last thirty years are technically invalid because the wrong form of words was used when clergy, using the latest Prayer Book, read the banns three times in the weeks prior the ceremonies.

At face value this is quite an alarming story and one that has quickly spread through the internet.

But, as is so often the case, you have to hear what the lawyers say and, in this case, common sense would seem to prevail.

Addressing the Church of England General Synod, one Church lawyer said: ‘... the 1949 Marriage Act contained ‘robust’ clauses to protect ‘a marriage that has been entered into in good faith by the parties’.’

And, if that were not clear enough, another lawyer put it more succinctly: ‘... the marriage legislation effectively says that if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it is a duck. If both parties believe they are married, then they are protected.’

Thus dashing the hopes of many who might rather have wished that their marriages were now invalid!
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