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As anyone who has visited places like Gibraltar knows, monkeys can be a major nuisance and very often dangerous in their search for food.
The growing number of monkeys forced out of diminishing forests and looking for food in the villages and towns of the Punjab has become such a problem that the state government is to build India’s first monkey rescue and rehabilitation centre. This will take in the ‘worst offenders’ and put them through a crash course in good manners. A spokesman said that they propose ‘a composite facility where scientific methods will be employed to change and alter the social habits of the monkeys’.
I wonder if they can take in a few thousand of our aggressive teenagers as well?
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As anyone who has visited places like Gibraltar knows, monkeys can be a major nuisance and very often dangerous in their search for food.
The growing number of monkeys forced out of diminishing forests and looking for food in the villages and towns of the Punjab has become such a problem that the state government is to build India’s first monkey rescue and rehabilitation centre. This will take in the ‘worst offenders’ and put them through a crash course in good manners. A spokesman said that they propose ‘a composite facility where scientific methods will be employed to change and alter the social habits of the monkeys’.
I wonder if they can take in a few thousand of our aggressive teenagers as well?
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