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A Wearside woman has lost her appeal against her conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice and faces three more counts of breaching an ASBO for the same offence.
The Newcastle Crown Court heard that the level of noise emitting from the woman’s house could be heard not only in adjacent properties but in the streets in front and back of her house. Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise and the result was the woman’s conviction in November 2007.
And what was this noise? Merely the sounds of the 48-year old woman screaming in ecstasy when making love with her husband!
To prove the point, a ten-minute recording of the couple having sex was played in court which heard that Sunderland City Council had recorded sound levels of up 47 decibels.
In rejecting the woman’s appeal against conviction, the Recorder said, ‘It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.’ ‘It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.’
Blimey!
What surprises me is not necessarily the noise that the woman made when making love, but the stamina the husband appears to have. Maybe, it has something to do with the water up there in Wearside.
One thing is for certain. A television career can’t be far off!
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A Wearside woman has lost her appeal against her conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice and faces three more counts of breaching an ASBO for the same offence.
The Newcastle Crown Court heard that the level of noise emitting from the woman’s house could be heard not only in adjacent properties but in the streets in front and back of her house. Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise and the result was the woman’s conviction in November 2007.
And what was this noise? Merely the sounds of the 48-year old woman screaming in ecstasy when making love with her husband!
To prove the point, a ten-minute recording of the couple having sex was played in court which heard that Sunderland City Council had recorded sound levels of up 47 decibels.
In rejecting the woman’s appeal against conviction, the Recorder said, ‘It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.’ ‘It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.’
Blimey!
What surprises me is not necessarily the noise that the woman made when making love, but the stamina the husband appears to have. Maybe, it has something to do with the water up there in Wearside.
One thing is for certain. A television career can’t be far off!
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