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The Department of Health has come up with the not-so startling news that when on holiday English people drink more.
I don’t know why a government department has to fuss about what people do on holiday but, with a little bit of prompting no doubt, most of the 3,500 presumably inebriated people questioned said that they would ease off a little in September. Public Health Minister, Gillian Merron, warbled, ‘We should ... make a pledge to be a little more healthy’.
I’m sure she’s quite right, but the reason the drinkers will drink less next month is because they are all now skint!
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The Department of Health has come up with the not-so startling news that when on holiday English people drink more.
I don’t know why a government department has to fuss about what people do on holiday but, with a little bit of prompting no doubt, most of the 3,500 presumably inebriated people questioned said that they would ease off a little in September. Public Health Minister, Gillian Merron, warbled, ‘We should ... make a pledge to be a little more healthy’.
I’m sure she’s quite right, but the reason the drinkers will drink less next month is because they are all now skint!
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