Wednesday 26 August 2009

In The ‘Knicker Department’

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Sometimes some stories just hold the mind for no good reason.

So a couple of ‘Knicker Department’ stories give some light relief from the failing economy, rising taxes, ‘Bronco’ Brown, strikes, social security handouts and all the other things calculated to make one’s blood boil.

The first is the ongoing and somewhat boring saga of a South African athlete’s gender. It seems that tests have revealed the lady’s testosterone levels are three times higher than those normally expected in a female. Oh, how boring! Why doesn’t someone just ask permission to take a look for heaven’s sake?

The second concerns the former mayor of a Lancashire town who has been arrested on suspicion of stealing women’s underwear. And you always thought those ‘knicker-nicker’ jokes were fiction!
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