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The old adage about learning something new each day is certainly true.
I didn’t know, for example, that the tolerant Swiss permitted prostitution, but they do. Not only that, but the ladies are now being taught to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them!
My morning paper reports that brothel owners in Lugano say that the defibrillators are needed because so many elderly customers, some of which have having fun with anti-impotence drugs, are using the services of their girls.
A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation, said ‘Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use.’
A bit like the ladies of Lugano it seems!
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The old adage about learning something new each day is certainly true.
I didn’t know, for example, that the tolerant Swiss permitted prostitution, but they do. Not only that, but the ladies are now being taught to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them!
My morning paper reports that brothel owners in Lugano say that the defibrillators are needed because so many elderly customers, some of which have having fun with anti-impotence drugs, are using the services of their girls.
A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation, said ‘Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use.’
A bit like the ladies of Lugano it seems!
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