Monday 20 September 2010

I Have My Doubts

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Some years ago we went to a local concert by a virtually unknown singer, a young woman who charmed the hearts of all who went to see her and who was more than happy to sit for an hour afterwards and sign autographs without charge.

Now many years later we learn that that the same singer has become so much a diva that, among other things, she demands two bars of chocolate, two bottles of wine, twelve bottles of Coke, a jar of manuka honey, two scented candles, a toaster, fourteen small bottles of water, a selection of herbal teas, a loaf of brown bread, an electric juicer and a whole pineapple. And, if all that were not enough, she requires a a large bouquet of flowers to be presented to her at the end of her act.

I wonder if she still sits and signs autographs for free for an hour after each performance? I doubt it somehow.
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